Aesthetic phantoms

Okay, maybe…it’s just me, but I just realized the funny/sad irony of my iPod engraving and the fact that workers in communist China living under a fascist regime likely engraved my post-postmodern homage to Woody Guthrie.

(Yes, I realize I’m probably the one millionth person to have this engraved on their iPod. No need to call me out on it. Or, maybe, just maybe, I’m one of the first. Yeah, bloody unlikely.)

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Let’s twitpic our dick pics!”

Ha ha ha…huh?

Uh-oh. I thought I ordered HUMMUS not SOYLENT HOMOS!

Really?!! Again Google? I think someone’s watched The Day After Tomorrow one too many times….

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

(via marriedtothesea)

heh, heh…yep, I’ve met many such faireys….